‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses

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LOS ANGELES—In a desperate effort to get production of the animated film sequel back on schedule, Garfield Movie 2 director Mark Dindal reportedly begged...
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Trump Shares Recipe For Famous ‘Better Than Pedophilia’ Cake

Vol 62: Issue 6
WASHINGTON—Claiming that his signature dessert had garnered rave reviews from victims and co-conspirators alike, President Donald Trump took to Truth Social on Tuesday to...
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Delaney Airhart and Jack Trusler

Vol 62: Issue 6
The bride and groom spent Sunday under the impression that they were cementing their union in the eyes of God, who unfortunately was busy...
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Trump Shares Recipe For Famous ‘Better Than Pedophilia’ Cake

Vol 62: Issue 6
WASHINGTON—Claiming that his signature dessert had garnered rave reviews from victims and co-conspirators alike, President Donald Trump took to Truth Social on Tuesday to...
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‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses

Vol 62: Issue 6
LOS ANGELES—In a desperate effort to get production of the animated film sequel back on schedule, Garfield Movie 2 director Mark Dindal reportedly begged...
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Customer Waits Until Barista Watching To Disarm Gunman

Vol 62: Issue 6
LOS ANGELES—In an effort to ensure his good deed did not go unseen and unappreciated, customer Angus Helms waited until the barista was watching...
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Delaney Airhart and Jack Trusler

Vol 62: Issue 6
The bride and groom spent Sunday under the impression that they were cementing their union in the eyes of God, who unfortunately was busy...
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Customer Waits Until Barista Watching To Disarm Gunman

Vol 62: Issue 6
LOS ANGELES—In an effort to ensure his good deed did not go unseen and unappreciated, customer Angus Helms waited until the barista was watching...
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Derek Sanders

Vol 62: Issue 6
Mountain-climbing enthusiast Derek Sanders, 37, tragically fell to his death Friday on the escalator of an REI. The post Derek Sanders appeared first on The...
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Giving Up Too Much Work

Vol 62: Issue 6
The post Giving Up Too Much Work appeared first on The Onion.
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