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    Small Town Kind Where Everyone Leaves Chastity Belts Unlocked

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    AMESVILLE, OH—Explaining that the tight-knit community was built upon a strong foundation of trust, residents of this small Midwestern locale told reporters Wednesday that...
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    New iPad Offers 3 Months Of Something Called Apple Deli+

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    CHICAGO—Unsure what to make of the perk that came bundled with his recently purchased device, area man David Halstead reported Tuesday that his new...
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    Neoclassical Gem

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    Since its construction in the late 18th century, this historic mansion has always been available to the highest bidder. Reference #19827 The post Neoclassical Gem appeared...
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    Alison Moore and Meghan Buress

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    The newlyweds blew through $79,000 in a single day last Saturday, and no one tried to stop them. The post Alison Moore and Meghan Buress...
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    God Placed Into Deity Protection Program After Witnessing Murder

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    ARLINGTON, VA—In an effort to ensure the continued safety of the almighty being, the U.S. Marshals Service confirmed Monday that God, He Who Created...
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    Nephew In Trouble For Strangling Again

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    WILMINGTON, DE—Adding to his streak of disagreeable behavior, 12-year-old nephew Cooper Goodpaster was reportedly in trouble for strangling again. “Oh gosh, that’s not good,...
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    David Eustice

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    David Eustice, 54, was found dead in his apartment. In lieu of flowers, please send a team of forensic crime scene technicians. The post David...
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    You’re Not The Man I Married—You’re Significantly More Attractive And Loving

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    Gerald, we need to talk. None of this is going to be easy for you to hear, but the simple fact is that you’ve...
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    Björk Performs Benefit Concert For Wilted Sunflowers In Mushroom Forest

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    TOADSTOOL VALE—To aid ongoing recovery efforts in mystical lands recently devastated by a moonbeam, singer and composer Björk held a benefit concert Thursday in...
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    Experience The Charm Of The Barrio

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    This two-dimensional, hand-painted set of a street corner in Washington Heights, Manhattan, comes from a recent local high school production of In The Heights. Reference...
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    From dogs to rabbits, NPR readers share how adopting shelter pets impacted them

    National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day is on April 30. To bring awareness to the day, the Up First newsletter is sharing some stories...

    Vatican release pictures of Pope Francis’ tomb

    Francis is buried in the Basilica of Saint Mary Major in Rome.

    Federal work shaped a Black middle class. Now it’s destabilized by Trump’s job cuts

    For generations of Black workers, federal government jobs have provided a path into the middle class. The Trump administration's workforce cuts are now throwing...

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