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CDC Successfully Eradicates Children

ATLANTA—Hailing its success as a major victory for the public health and safety of all Americans, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced...

What Middle Class Looks Like Now

Finally landed the career of your dreams? Well, this dated, leaky 2-bedroom home is still all you’ll ever be able to afford because that’s...

High School Football Coach Has Good Feeling About New Player Called ‘Thunder Beef’

DANBURY, CT—Marveling aloud that he had rarely been so sure of an athlete’s unbridled potential, Huntington High School head football coach Michael McNeese said...