Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Note Released
A purported suicide note found by Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate after his first suicide attempt in 2019 was released to the public, though the handwritten...
Study: City Birds More Afraid Of Women Than Men
A study found that birds residing in cities consistently allowed men to approach almost a meter closer before flying away on average than women,...
Taylor Swift Fires Fixer Who Forgot To Kill Justin Baldoni
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Church Of Scientology Speedrunner Screams After Barging In On Xenu Taking Bath
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Study Finds Cell Phone Bans Don’t Help Grades
A large-scale study found no correlation between school cell phone bans and higher test scores, though the findings pointed to increased levels of well-being...
Artist Profile: Noah Kahan
Noah Kahan, the singer-songwriter behind “Stick Season,” has topped the Billboard 200 chart with his new album, The Great Divide. The Onion shares everything...
Harry Styles Hits It Off With Zoë Kravitz’s Mom A Little Too Well
NEW YORK—Expressing resentment as the evening dragged on into its fifth hour, actress Zoë Kravitz was reportedly upset this week after fiancé Harry Styles...
GameStop Offers $56 Billion To Buy eBay
GameStop bid $56 billion to purchase eBay, hoping to challenge Amazon and other ecommerce platforms with the bold offer for a company with a...
Middle Schoolers Prevent Bus Crash After Driver Blacks Out
Students from a Mississippi school banded together to prevent their bus from crashing after their driver blacked out from an asthma attack. What do...
Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic
PHILADELPHIA—Attempting to remain calm while the massive green creature gyrated on top of the dugout, a terrified Adolis García reportedly asked teammates Tuesday if...
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Judge grants Richard Glossip bond ahead of new murder trial
Richard Glossip, a former death row inmate who has spent more than 20 years in prison, has been granted bond this morning. The judge...
Mike Johnson’s weakness is on display as members go around him on Ukraine aid
For months, Rep. Gregory Meeks of New York, the top Democrat on the Foreign Affairs Committee, had championed legislation to send additional security aid...
Rev. Al Sharpton: Trump is ‘spitting in the face’ of Americans struggling under his...
The Rev. Al Sharpton ripped President Donald Trump on Wednesday’s “The Beat,” calling out the president after he downplayed the economic struggles many Americans...
