There Grows The Neighborhood

Vol 62: Issue 18
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Banksy Claims Credit For Latest ‘The Lockhorns’ Comic

Vol 62: Issue 18
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Capitol Tour Guide Keeps Pointing Out Hidden Spots With Uninterrupted Sight Lines

Vol 62: Issue 18
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Met Gala Ends Abruptly After Anna Wintour’s Parents Get Home Early

Vol 62: Issue 18
NEW YORK—In a chaotic scene that sent rising stars, supermodels, and A-list actors scattering, the Met Gala ended abruptly Monday night after Anna Wintour’s...
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Spirit Airlines Resumes Business After CEO Finds Nickel On Ground

Vol 62: Issue 18
DANIA BEACH, FL—Reversing its company-wide shutdown after the sudden influx of capital, Spirit Airlines resumed business Monday after its CEO Dave Davis reportedly found...
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Doctors Confirm Rudy Giuliani In Liquid But Stable Condition

Vol 62: Issue 18
WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Emerging from the procedure after hours of touch-and-go treatment, doctors attending to Rudy Giuliani said Monday that the former New York...
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Tips For Reducing Your Exposure to Microplastics

Vol 62: Issue 18
According to one estimate, the average human consumes five grams of microplastics every week. The Onion shares tips for reducing your exposure to the...
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Despite own ties, Stitt criticizes dark money groups, calls for release of mansion donor...

Following a series of News 4 investigations into dark money groups trying to influence Oklahoma elections, Gov. Kevin Stitt is calling for more transparency—and...

Former CIA officer allegedly defrauded US by lying about his credentials: Complaint

The former government officer, David Rush, has been charged with theft of public money, according to a complaint filed in the Eastern District of Virginia. 

Newsom seeks to shield California elections from federal interference

Gov. Gavin Newsom has signed legislation that aims to shield California elections from federal interference ahead of the state's primary next week