The Onion’s Top State Fair Foods
As late summer gives way to early fall, many Americans will head to the fair and seek out their favorite regional delicacies. Here are...
We Seem To Be At An Impasse Over What $24.99 Worth Of Shrimp Looks Like
Well, sir, it pains me to say this, but it appears we are at loggerheads: I have said my piece. You have responded in...
Poll: American Voters Say Greatest Concern Is Big Evil Chef Trying To Cook Them...
HAMDEN, CT—Admitting that the threat of a slow-and-low simmer was at the top of their minds, a majority of American voters responding to a...
RFK Jr. Cooking Show Features Easy Weeknight Meals Using Ingredients Already In Own Body
WASHINGTON—Saying the convenience of the quick but nutritious entrees could not be beat, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. showed viewers...
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Russia sanctions bill includes highly controversial provision on Trump’s tariff power
On the surface, the Lindsey O. Graham Sanctioning Russia Act is a fairly straightforward proposal. As the name implies, the legislation, which was championed...
Iranian Cyberattacks Target U.S. Water Systems
The FBI has found at least a dozen instances of Iranian hackers targeting municipal water systems, including the networks that control valves and water...
Dept. Of Interior Grills Up Nation’s Remaining Endangered Species
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