SNAP Enrollment Drops By Over 13%
Stricter work requirements enacted in the Big Beautiful Bill have caused enrollment in the SNAP food assistance program to plummet over 13% over the...
Trembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His Balls
WASHINGTON—His voice shaking even more than usual as he grew excited over his impending torment, a trembling Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was overheard Thursday...
Energy Drinks: Myth Vs. Fact
Regulators around the world are cracking down on energy drinks, citing serious health risks associated with high levels of caffeine and sugar. The Onion...
Gubernatorial candidates face real endurance test
ike a bubbling fryer full of vegetable oil, things are heating up in the Republican primary runoff for Oklahoma’s gubernatorial race. During a debate...
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Under Trump, the IRS’ audit revenue falls in predictable and damaging ways
Donald Trump’s second term has been a difficult one for the IRS. The tax agency has struggled with resignations, DOGE-imposed disruptions and the abandonment...
Florida is in dire need of anti-fascism courses. Its students are getting anti-communism lessons...
The new school year is underway in Florida, and public schools are doing so under a new mandate that they implement a K-12 course...
Proof-of-citizenship backers ask Kavanaugh for emergency order ahead of midterms
In the latest Supreme Court litigation ahead of the midterm elections, a Michigan group wants the high court’s help in putting a measure on...
