Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees

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WASHINGTON—After manually prying his eyelids open to read from a report he had prepared on the matter, a badly swollen Robert F. Kennedy Jr....
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Over 400,000 KitKat Bars Stolen In Heist

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Food conglomerate Nestlé said that about 12 tons of KitKats, or 413,793 candy bars, were stolen after leaving its production site in Italy, with...
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SNAP Now Requiring Recipients To Spend 80 Hours A Month In Hypoglycemic Coma 

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WASHINGTON—In an effort to clamp down on what it claimed was fraudulent use of federal food benefits, the U.S. Department of Agriculture announced Thursday...
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PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll

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People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is urging the White House to ditch traditional Easter eggs in favor of decorated potatoes at its...
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Nation Likes When Bib Has Picture Of Food They Eating

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WASHINGTON—Gleefully strapping the protective garment under their chins and clapping, the U.S. populace announced this week that they like it when their bib has...
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Frog A Little Turned On By Avocado

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Study: Infants Respond To Rustling Of Potato Chip Bag As Early As 3 Weeks

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ITASCA, IL—In what researchers are hailing as an incredible breakthrough in the understanding of early childhood development, a study published Friday by the American...
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Ina Garten Brings In Intimacy Coordinator For Shot With Fresh Lemon Tart 

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EAST HAMPTON, NY—In an effort to maintain a safe and respectful environment on set, Food Network host Ina Garten reportedly brought in an intimacy...
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FDA Approves Lettuce That Can Be Remotely Detonated In Event Of Recall

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SILVER SPRING, MD—Stressing its commitment to ending foodborne outbreaks as efficiently as possible, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new crop of...
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Mom, Dad Disagree About How Dad Likes Eggs

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CINCINNATI—With their adult child watching in silence as they bickered openly in front of patrons at the Park Diner, local parents Steven and Lorraine...
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