Study: Most Men Believe They Could Seduce Bear If Life Depended On It

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DENVER—In an expression of overwhelming confidence in their innate animal magnetism, the majority of men who participated is a study published Friday by researchers...
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Study: City Birds More Afraid Of Women Than Men

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A study found that birds residing in cities consistently allowed men to approach almost a meter closer before flying away on average than women,...
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Conservationists Give Gorillas Bank Accounts

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A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to those who render assistance to them, with both the...
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Racehorse Receives Carrot Every Time He Wins $2 Million For Owner

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Drunk God Makes A Few Dozen Roosters Materialize Over Pacific Ocean

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HONOLULU—Cackling wildly as He willed the barnyard fowl into existence, a drunk God Almighty, Supreme Leader of the Universe, reportedly made a few dozen...
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Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird

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PHILADELPHIA—Expressing confusion over whether they were witnessing a sanctioned in-game antic or the feral behavior of a mascot gone rogue, Philadelphia Flyers fans reported...
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Farmer Buys Guardian Dog To Protect Livestock From RFK Jr.

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ROLAND, AR—Expressing frustration that the rabid Cabinet member had completely decimated the cattle inventory, local farmer Lindon Trelby told reporters he purchased a guard...
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Despite own ties, Stitt criticizes dark money groups, calls for release of mansion donor...

Following a series of News 4 investigations into dark money groups trying to influence Oklahoma elections, Gov. Kevin Stitt is calling for more transparency—and...

Former CIA officer allegedly defrauded US by lying about his credentials: Complaint

The former government officer, David Rush, has been charged with theft of public money, according to a complaint filed in the Eastern District of Virginia. 

Newsom seeks to shield California elections from federal interference

Gov. Gavin Newsom has signed legislation that aims to shield California elections from federal interference ahead of the state's primary next week