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    Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird

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    The post Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird appeared first on The Onion.
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    CDC Director Arrives At Office To Find Dead Deer With ‘Fired’ Carved Into It

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    The post CDC Director Arrives At Office To Find Dead Deer With ‘Fired’ Carved Into It appeared first on The Onion.
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    Hummingbird Feels Like Fucking Idiot After Seeing Other Bird Gliding

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    SPRINGDALE, UT—Beating himself up over a lifetime of wasted energy, a local hummingbird confirmed Tuesday that he felt like a huge fucking idiot after...
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    Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

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    The post Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park appeared first on The Onion.
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    Travis Kelce Asks If Wedding Can Be Shark Themed

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    LEAWOOD, KS—Lighting up as he outlined his vision for their special day, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly asked fiancée Taylor Swift...
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    Trump Attends Dogfighting Match

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    LAS VEGAS—Speaking enthusiastically about what he called “a beautiful sport,” President Donald Trump attended a match Monday for the Ultimate Dogfighting Championship. “That’s it, bite...
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    Cornell Students Skin, Butcher Dead Bear In Dorm

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    Two Cornell students killed a 120-pound black bear before bringing its carcass into a communal kitchen in their dormitory to skin and process it,...
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    Raid Introduces New Bug Doxxing Kit

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    RACINE, WI—Saying the new product “attacks and intimidates pests right where they live,” popular insecticide brand Raid introduced its first-ever bug doxxing kit Tuesday. “Our...
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    Home Depot Garden Center Offering 1.5 Cubic Feet Of Squirrels

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    The post Home Depot Garden Center Offering 1.5 Cubic Feet Of Squirrels appeared first on The Onion.
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    Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More

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    MEREDITH, NH—Saying the luminous paradise had exceeded even its wildest expectations, a local moth told reporters Tuesday the inside of a light fixture was...
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