Racehorse Receives Carrot Every Time He Wins $2 Million For Owner

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Study: Most Men Believe They Could Seduce Bear If Life Depended On It

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DENVER—In an expression of overwhelming confidence in their innate animal magnetism, the majority of men who participated is a study published Friday by researchers...
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Drunk God Makes A Few Dozen Roosters Materialize Over Pacific Ocean

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HONOLULU—Cackling wildly as He willed the barnyard fowl into existence, a drunk God Almighty, Supreme Leader of the Universe, reportedly made a few dozen...
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Squirrel Unaware He Embroiled In Months-Long Feud With Homeowner

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Japanese Eels Revealed To Have 2 Types Of Sperm

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A study found that Japanese eels have two different types of sperm, shedding light on why fisheries encountered such low fertility rates during artificial...
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Farmer Buys Guardian Dog To Protect Livestock From RFK Jr.

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ROLAND, AR—Expressing frustration that the rabid Cabinet member had completely decimated the cattle inventory, local farmer Lindon Trelby told reporters he purchased a guard...
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Conservationists Give Gorillas Bank Accounts

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A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to those who render assistance to them, with both the...
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Despite own ties, Stitt criticizes dark money groups, calls for release of mansion donor...

Following a series of News 4 investigations into dark money groups trying to influence Oklahoma elections, Gov. Kevin Stitt is calling for more transparency—and...

Former CIA officer allegedly defrauded US by lying about his credentials: Complaint

The former government officer, David Rush, has been charged with theft of public money, according to a complaint filed in the Eastern District of Virginia. 

Newsom seeks to shield California elections from federal interference

Gov. Gavin Newsom has signed legislation that aims to shield California elections from federal interference ahead of the state's primary next week