The Department of Justice filed charges, including murder and conspiring to kill U.S. nationals, against former Cuban President Raúl Castro for the 1996 downing of civilian aircraft, raising the specter of war as tensions ramp up with the Communist island nation. What do you think?
“If you’re going to kill civilians, you’d better be prepared to face the wrath or support of the United States.”
Jayden Pacheco, Rice Boiler
“It’s blatantly illegal to attack a civilian aircraft. They have to be on a boat.”
Hakeem Novaes, Decal Applicator
“Did we run out of exploding cigars?”
Mariana Valdez, Shift Enforcer
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