White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announced the birth of a baby girl in an Instagram post, saying her new daughter Viviana was “perfect and healthy.” What do you think?

“My deepest condolences to that baby.”
Colt Patterson, Chili Judge

“Never let anyone tell you can’t be both a mother and a scourge.”
Giovanna Malaspina, Payroll Overhauler

“That’s one way to get the president to stop hitting on you.”
Pedro Orozco, Systems Analyst
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