Many Americans are foregoing traditional grass lawns in favor of native plants, drought-resistent succulents, and even rocks. The Onion examines the pros and cons of alternative landscaping.
PRO
Fucks with stupid ants
Delays climate apocalypse by 0.3 seconds
Housing of pollinators provides great source of passive rental income
Less food for those horrible, horrible rabbits to eat
CON
Too few opportunities to wield large motorized blades as it is
Butterflies acting like they own the place now
Hose’s gotta spray something
One less stain type for detergent brands to leverage
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