LOS ANGELES—Reminding the mother-to-be that everything she did now could have consequences for her unborn child, local obstetrician-gynecologist Dr. Carol Koenig reportedly warned Call Her Daddy host Alex Cooper on Friday to avoid public feuds during her first trimester of pregnancy. “While the fetus is still in this early developmental phase, it’s best to avoid stirring the pot with other internet personalities,” said Koenig, who cautioned the Unwell Network founder that every venomous quote given to the press about a former friend’s ex could potentially hinder her baby’s growth. “Exposure to drama—even in small, passive-aggressive doses—can cause complications. Once you come in for your 14-week appointment, we can assess whether the child’s vital organs are strong enough for them to handle you dipping your toe back into public controversy. But go slow. If the baby is kicking more than usual when you’re recording a direct-to-camera dig at a former employee, take a step back.” At press time, sources confirmed Cooper was complaining about having to abstain while watching her husband partake in all the feuds he wanted.
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