Trump: Americans’ Economic Pain Not A Consideration In Iran Negotiations
President Trump, when asked whether the economic hardships felt by Americans would motivate him to reach a deal with Iran, claimed “not even a...
Trump Unwittingly Breaks Chinese Taboo Against Napping Facedown In Soup Bowl
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Trump Slammed For Replacing Reflecting Pool’s Original Coconut Flavor With Blue Raspberry
WASHINGTON—Calling it a shocking attack on our nation’s cultural heritage, critics slammed President Donald Trump Monday for his decision to replace the Lincoln Memorial...
Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People
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Authorities Unearth Mass Grave Of Trump Advisors
WASHINGTON—Authorities in the nation’s capital reportedly unearthed the bodies of more than 150 former Trump advisors Thursday after a worker stumbled upon what appeared...
Trump Shares Recipe For Famous ‘Better Than Pedophilia’ Cake
WASHINGTON—Claiming that his signature dessert had garnered rave reviews from victims and co-conspirators alike, President Donald Trump took to Truth Social on Tuesday to...
Trump Shares Recipe For Famous ‘Better Than Pedophilia’ Cake
WASHINGTON—Claiming that his signature dessert had garnered rave reviews from victims and co-conspirators alike, President Donald Trump took to Truth Social on Tuesday to...
Trump Ratchets Up Rhetoric Against Snoopy
WASHINGTON—In what political analysts have called a “major escalation” in the commander-in-chief’s antagonism toward the cultural icon, President Donald Trump made a number of...
James Comey Indicted Over Seashell Photo
The Justice Department indicted former FBI director James Comey a second time for posting a photo of seashells arranged in the shape of “86...
Trump Endorses Changing ICE’s Name To NICE
President Trump endorsed the idea of changing Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s name to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement, giving it the acronym NICE. What...
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