Pros And Cons Of U.S. Withdrawing From NATO

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President Trump has threatened to pull out of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, calling the military alliance a “paper tiger.” The Onion examines the...
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Pam Bondi Fired As Attorney General

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President Donald Trump fired Pam Bondi as attorney general after growing frustrated with her handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files and what he perceived...
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Trump Signs Executive Order To Create Federal Voting List

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President Donald Trump signed an executive order aiming to create federal lists of citizens which the U.S. Postal Service would use to ensure mail...
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Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates...

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WASHINGTON—As he struggled to remember how his remarks on sending more troops to the Middle East had digressed into a tangent on the blockbuster...
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Trump Weighs Deploying 340 Million More U.S. Troops To Middle East

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New Epstein Estate Photo Shows Trump Waterskiing In Pyramid Formation With Underage Girls

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The post New Epstein Estate Photo Shows Trump Waterskiing In Pyramid Formation With Underage Girls appeared first on The Onion.
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Robert Mueller Dead At 81

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Former FBI director Robert Mueller, who served as special counsel in the probe of President Trump and Russian interference in the 2016 election, has...
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Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel

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NEW YORK—In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald...
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Trump Demands Allies Do Their Fair Share To Fuck Up The World

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WASHINGTON—Declaring that the United States would no longer bear the full burden of screwing the pooch on a global level, President Donald Trump issued...
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With tariffs all the talk, new policy could hurt farmers

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resident Donald Trump announced his “Liberation Day” slate of new tariffs Wednesday, following prior 25 percent tariffs on all products from Canada and Mexico,...
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