Trump Claims Correspondents’ Dinner Shooting Reinforces Need To End Journalism

Donald Trump
WASHINGTON—Declaring that the frightening incident underscored a point he had been making for many years, President Donald Trump claimed Monday that the shooting at...
Read more

What To Know About Tariff Refunds

Donald Trump
Following a Supreme Court ruling striking down Trump’s tariffs, the administration has begun the process of allowing businesses to apply for refunds. Here’s what...
Read more

Trump Conducts Marathon Reading Of Arby’s Menu In Appeal To Meat Lovers

Donald Trump
WASHINGTON—Bowing his head as he solemnly recited the fast food offerings, President Donald Trump conducted a marathon reading of the Arby’s menu Thursday in...
Read more

Trump Posts Late-Night Truth Social Rant Claiming Circuses Not Violent Enough

Donald Trump
WASHINGTON—Alleging that the shows had grown shamefully timid and unexciting to watch in recent years, a furious President Donald Trump posted a lengthy Truth...
Read more

White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’

Donald Trump
The post White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’ appeared first on The Onion.
Read more

Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball

Donald Trump
WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with an unclear adversary Monday by...
Read more

U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia

Donald Trump
WASHINGTON—In a major new agreement expected to provide the United States with unprecedented market access to the island nation, President Donald Trump announced Friday...
Read more

Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum

Donald Trump
WASHINGTON—Threatening to continue issuing threats if the Islamic Republic did not quickly agree to his demands, President Donald Trump warned Iran on Monday to...
Read more

Trump Paves Over White House Easter Egg Hunt

Donald Trump
The post Trump Paves Over White House Easter Egg Hunt appeared first on The Onion.
Read more

Pros And Cons Of U.S. Withdrawing From NATO

Donald Trump
President Trump has threatened to pull out of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, calling the military alliance a “paper tiger.” The Onion examines the...
Read more
12Page 1 of 2

Latest article

Two-thirds of Americans say country is headed in the wrong direction: Poll

Two-thirds of Americans say the country is headed in the wrong direction: Poll

Stillwater shooting leaves one injured during busy weekend

A Friday night shooting left one person injured in Stillwater. The shooting happened on one of the busiest weekends in Stillwater.

WATCH: America Strong: Oldest TSA officer in the US 

Lawrence Santucci, 90, recounts how joining the Transportation Security Administration became a second career after financial hardship.