Trump Renames White House Fridge Department Of Ham
WASHINGTON—Fulfilling his pledge to realign the mission of the White House kitchen with the vision of the Founding Fathers, President Donald Trump signed an...
Nation Grateful To GOP For Protecting It From TV
WASHINGTON—Thanking the government for defending the public from the terrifying screen in their homes, the American people confirmed Thursday that they were grateful to...
Fact-Checking Trump On Voter Fraud
President Donald Trump recently reiterated claims that the U.S. electoral system remains highly susceptible to voter fraud. The Onion assesses the veracity of the...
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
WASHINGTON—As they called attention to his alarmingly sallow complexion and rapidly deteriorating brain function, White House officials sought to quell speculation Monday over the...
‘You Think You Can Talk About Our Dad That Way?’ Scream Trump Boys, Beating...
WASHINGTON—Cracking their knuckles and demanding they receive a “papology , or else,” Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly yelled, “You think you can talk...
Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To...
WASHINGTON—Stressing that it was unrealistic to think he would recollect one such letter out of the vast number he has written in his lifetime,...
Trump Adds $100,000 Fee For H-1B Visa Applications
In an attempt to reduce foreign labor in the tech sector, President Trump imposed a $100,000 annual fee on new H-1B visa applications, dealing...
With tariffs all the talk, new policy could hurt farmers
resident Donald Trump announced his “Liberation Day” slate of new tariffs Wednesday, following prior 25 percent tariffs on all products from Canada and Mexico,...
Trump Audibly Counting Non-White Generals
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Trump Attends Dogfighting Match
LAS VEGAS—Speaking enthusiastically about what he called “a beautiful sport,” President Donald Trump attended a match Monday for the Ultimate Dogfighting Championship. “That’s it, bite...
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Sean Combs, in custody for a year, to face sentencing on split verdict
The music mogul, who was convicted on two counts of transportation for prostitution but acquitted of more serious charges, will be in court on...
Artist Profile: Zach Bryan
With 112,408 fans attending his show Saturday at Michigan Stadium, country star Zach Bryan set a new national record for the largest ticketed concert...
City of Edmond announces lane closures on Santa Fe Ave.
EDMOND, Okla. (KFOR) - The City of Edmond has announced intermittent lane closures on Santa Fe Avenue starting October 6.
According to the City, the...
