Trump Claims Correspondents’ Dinner Shooting Reinforces Need To End Journalism
WASHINGTON—Declaring that the frightening incident underscored a point he had been making for many years, President Donald Trump claimed Monday that the shooting at...
What To Know About Tariff Refunds
Following a Supreme Court ruling striking down Trump’s tariffs, the administration has begun the process of allowing businesses to apply for refunds. Here’s what...
Trump Conducts Marathon Reading Of Arby’s Menu In Appeal To Meat Lovers
WASHINGTON—Bowing his head as he solemnly recited the fast food offerings, President Donald Trump conducted a marathon reading of the Arby’s menu Thursday in...
Trump Posts Late-Night Truth Social Rant Claiming Circuses Not Violent Enough
WASHINGTON—Alleging that the shows had grown shamefully timid and unexciting to watch in recent years, a furious President Donald Trump posted a lengthy Truth...
White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’
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Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball
WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with an unclear adversary Monday by...
U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia
WASHINGTON—In a major new agreement expected to provide the United States with unprecedented market access to the island nation, President Donald Trump announced Friday...
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
WASHINGTON—Threatening to continue issuing threats if the Islamic Republic did not quickly agree to his demands, President Donald Trump warned Iran on Monday to...
Trump Paves Over White House Easter Egg Hunt
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Pros And Cons Of U.S. Withdrawing From NATO
President Trump has threatened to pull out of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, calling the military alliance a “paper tiger.” The Onion examines the...
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By 2030, women will control more than $113 trillion in global wealth, marking a massive and historic shift in financial influence. Yet while more...
U.S. to withdraw 5,000 troops from Germany in next 6-12 months, fulfilling Trump’s threat
WASHINGTON (AP) — The United States will withdraw about 5,000 troops from Germany in the next six to 12 months, the Pentagon said Friday,...
Bari Weiss’ overhaul of CBS News is not going well
CBS News’ recently hired editor-in-chief Bari Weiss reportedly told her staff in January, “We are not producing a product that enough people want,” and...
