Tips For Getting Better Haircuts

Vol 62: Issue 15
Getting a haircut you truly love can be a challenge. The Onion shares tips for getting better haircuts. Be as specific as possible when describing...
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Surgeon Charged After Removing Wrong Organ

Vol 62: Issue 15
A Florida doctor was charged with second-degree manslaughter after accidentally removing a patient’s liver instead of his spleen. What do you think? “Oh, picky, picky,...
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Lena Dunham Claims Adam Driver Used The Force On Set Of ‘Girls’

Vol 62: Issue 15
LOS ANGELES—Accusing the actor of abusing the all-powerful Life Current that binds the universe together, Lena Dunham claimed Friday that Adam Driver used the...
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4-Warn Storm Tracker witnesses wrong-way driver seconds before head-on collision in Yukon

YUKON, Okla. (KFOR) — 4-Warn Storm Tracker Aric Dickson was driving in Yukon on I-40 near Czech Hall Road Friday night, finding himself in...

Navy chief undercuts Trump and Hegseth on Taiwan, Iran

Navy chief undercuts Trump and Hegseth on Taiwan, Iran

California chemical tank has cracked causing state of emergency, thousands to evacuate

One California town is in a state of emergency and 50,000 people are under an evacuation order as a malfunctioning chemical tank at an...