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WASHINGTON—In an effort to call attention to a potentially life-threatening hazard, the State Department issued a travel warning Thursday for all women considering taking...
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Downed U.S. Airman Rescued From Iran
A U.S. Air Force officer who went missing after his fighter jet was shot down over a remote area of Iran has been rescued,...
Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn
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Artemis II Astronaut Decapitated By Telephone Pole After Sticking Head Out Window
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Bari Weiss Attempts To Boost Ratings By Kidnapping Tony Dokoupil’s Mom
NEW YORK—In a desperate ploy aimed at playing on the sympathies of concerned viewers, CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss reportedly attempted to boost ratings...
Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial
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Critics Outraged By Flippant School Shooting Plotline In ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’
NEW YORK—Describing the new film’s narrative choices as recklessly exploitative given the current climate, critics blasted The Super Mario Galaxy Movie in reviews last...
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
WASHINGTON—Threatening to continue issuing threats if the Islamic Republic did not quickly agree to his demands, President Donald Trump warned Iran on Monday to...
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Poll: Young Americans’ faith in the federal government sinks to record low
A growing number of young people are losing faith in the country’s political system, according to a new poll from the Institute of Politics...
Edmond man taken into custody for Internet Crimes against children
An Edmond man is behind bars after authorities say he was arrested for Internet crimes against children.
Trump’s FCC started another media war. But it has lost before and can lose...
This is an adapted excerpt from the April 28 episode of “The Briefing with Jen Psaki.”
You may remember when, in the run-up to the...
