Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
WASHINGTON—Threatening to continue issuing threats if the Islamic Republic did not quickly agree to his demands, President Donald Trump warned Iran on Monday to...
Downed U.S. Airman Rescued From Iran
A U.S. Air Force officer who went missing after his fighter jet was shot down over a remote area of Iran has been rescued,...
State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands
WASHINGTON—In an effort to call attention to a potentially life-threatening hazard, the State Department issued a travel warning Thursday for all women considering taking...
MLB Rookie Still Can’t Believe The Sunflower Seeds Are Free
NEW YORK—Saying that it was truly sinking in that he had finally made it to the big leagues, New York Mets rookie Carson Benge...
Nation’s Sensitive Kids Denounce NHL Goal Horns
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Pros And Cons Of Phone-Free Concerts
More artists are banning phones at their shows. The Onion examines the pros and cons of phone-free concerts.
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Phone finally gets some alone time
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Scottie Scheffler’s Masters Hopes Fade After Being Swallowed By Sandworm
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Automatic U.S. Military Draft Registration To Begin By December
Eligible men in the United States will be registered into the military draft pool automatically by December, a measure slipped into last year’s annual...
Passenger Gives Birth Mid-Flight
A Caribbean Airlines passenger went into labor while traveling to New York from Jamaica, giving birth as the flight was in its final descent...
Artemis II Astronaut Decapitated By Telephone Pole After Sticking Head Out Window
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Poll: Young Americans’ faith in the federal government sinks to record low
A growing number of young people are losing faith in the country’s political system, according to a new poll from the Institute of Politics...
Edmond man taken into custody for Internet Crimes against children
An Edmond man is behind bars after authorities say he was arrested for Internet crimes against children.
Trump’s FCC started another media war. But it has lost before and can lose...
This is an adapted excerpt from the April 28 episode of “The Briefing with Jen Psaki.”
You may remember when, in the run-up to the...
