Study: Children Who Play Violent Video Games More Likely To Say ‘That’s Goro’ When...
BOSTON—In startling new research connecting gaming habits with verbal behavior, a Boston College study published Monday found that young children who played violent video...
Study: Infants Respond To Rustling Of Potato Chip Bag As Early As 3 Weeks
ITASCA, IL—In what researchers are hailing as an incredible breakthrough in the understanding of early childhood development, a study published Friday by the American...
FDA Loosens Restrictions On Dousing Children With Synthetic Peptides Until Something Happens
SILVER SPRING, MD—Revealing plans to lift all unnecessary regulations surrounding the use of lab-developed amino acid chains, the Food and Drug Administration announced Tuesday...
Nation’s Sensitive Kids Denounce NHL Goal Horns
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12-Year-Old Accepted Into Worst College Imaginable
WABASH, IN—Emphasizing that her son’s young age had never stopped him from pursuing his dreams, local mother Hannah Butler celebrated Monday when her 12-year-old...
Roblox Introduces Age-Based Accounts
Roblox announced the introduction of new age-based accounts for young users that allow for greater parental controls, preventing players under 16 from fully accessing...
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Sabrina Carpenter Turns Body Fully Inside Out In Horrific New ‘Juno’ Position
INDIO, CA—Generating mixed reactions from festivalgoers during her headline performance at Coachella, pop star Sabrina Carpenter reportedly turned her body fully inside out Friday...
Ford recalling nearly 1.4 million F-150 pickup trucks over unexpected downshift issue
The recall applies to six-speed F-150 vehicles that were produced between March 12, 2014, and August 18, 2017.
Fake Justin Bieber rep pulls off bold $200,000 Coachella E.V. rental heist
"The night before, we get a call for a last-minute request -- four cars to go to Coachella for the headliner," recalled owner Chad...
