SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Though he focused the majority of his attention on stroking and squeezing his genitalia, sources confirmed that local masturbating man Kenneth Carter still managed to keep an eye on Thursday night’s game between the Golden State Warriors and the Phoenix Suns. After drawing the window shades and settling himself in his favorite easy chair, Carter is said to have languidly stimulated himself while he cycled through a series of POV blow job clips on Jizz Tube, peeking up from his laptop screen at regular intervals to check in on the pivotal intradivision matchup that played on his nearby television. While kneading lotion into his erect, throbbing penis, the masturbator reportedly also kept close watch on the performance of Suns small forward Dillon Brooks, at one point muttering, “You gotta make that,” when Brooks missed an uncontested pull-up jumper and a glittering bead of pre-ejaculate trickled across Carter’s knuckles. Though the basketball fan did focus more attentively on masturbating during commercial breaks, reports stated that he continued to occasionally glance at his television throughout these periods, at one point merely cradling his scrotum loosely while he watched a 45-second ad for Skyrizi. According to sources, Carter reached orgasm immediately following the on-camera appearance of booth analyst Reggie Miller.
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