HOT SPRINGS, AR—Stating that his fellow pupils held him in the highest regard as the most popular boy in the class, foreign exchange student Davor Radogost reportedly didn’t realize he was being bullied Tuesday. “Everyone in American school is so friendly to ask me how I got a head so large,” said Radogost, who told reporters his classmates graciously go out of their way to comment on his odor and thanked a passing student who shouted, “Nice capris, bitch!” “Others are so interested and curious about my culture, from my hats to my fish lunch. They even threw me into a waste bin, which I believe is an American welcoming custom. I wish I could stay here forever.” Radogost added that he couldn’t believe the generosity of classmates who offered him a sandwich made of knuckles.
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