Oregon moves to No. 2 behind Buckeyes in AP poll; Rebels, Sooners join top...
Oregon moved up to No. 2 in The Associated Press college football poll on Sunday, Mississippi earned its highest ranking since 2015, Alabama jumped...
Trump Attends Dogfighting Match
LAS VEGAS—Speaking enthusiastically about what he called “a beautiful sport,” President Donald Trump attended a match Monday for the Ultimate Dogfighting Championship. “That’s it, bite...
No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
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Joe Burrow Frustrated Hospital Won’t Take Bengals’ Insurance
CINCINNATI—Explaining that the ongoing ordeal has added stress to an already difficult week, Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow expressed frustration Friday after the hospital...
Al Michaels Recaps History Of Football For Viewers Just Tuning In
ORCHARD PARK, NY—Providing context for anyone who might’ve missed the past 156 years of gridiron action, play-by-play announcer Al Michaels reportedly took time during...
Report Finds Majority Of Fumbles Recovered Within First 48 Hours
NEW YORK—In an effort to relieve public concern over the thousands of footballs that go missing every season, an internal report by the National...
Minor League Play-By-Play Announcer Just Sounds Like Normal Guy
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Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Describing the practice as “vital to player development,” researchers at Harvard University published a study Monday that shows immediate skin-to-skin contact between NFL...
A’s Fans Unable To Sustain The Wave Over Chasm Of 7,000 Empty Seats
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Giants Players Horrified To Learn Uniforms Have Names On Back
ARLINGTON, TX—Panicking at the realization that their personal reputations had been directly tied to the team’s dismal performance in recent years, several members of...
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Sean Combs, in custody for a year, to face sentencing on split verdict
The music mogul, who was convicted on two counts of transportation for prostitution but acquitted of more serious charges, will be in court on...
Artist Profile: Zach Bryan
With 112,408 fans attending his show Saturday at Michigan Stadium, country star Zach Bryan set a new national record for the largest ticketed concert...
City of Edmond announces lane closures on Santa Fe Ave.
EDMOND, Okla. (KFOR) - The City of Edmond has announced intermittent lane closures on Santa Fe Avenue starting October 6.
According to the City, the...
