The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sabrina Carpenter
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Nation Grateful To GOP For Protecting It From TV
WASHINGTON—Thanking the government for defending the public from the terrifying screen in their homes, the American people confirmed Thursday that they were grateful to...
Minor League Play-By-Play Announcer Just Sounds Like Normal Guy
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The Onion’s Guide To The Emmys
The 77th Primetime Emmy Awards will be broadcast on Sunday, Sept. 14. The Onion shares everything you need to know about this year’s most...
Emerald Fennell Assures Fans ‘Wuthering Heights’ Will Be Faithful Adaptation Of ‘Twilight’
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Eric Adams Aide Accused Of Bribing Journalist With Cash Inside Potato Chip Bag
A longtime advisor to New York City Mayor Eric Adams was suspended from his reelection campaign after she handed a reporter a potato chip...
Taylor Swift Hints New Album Could Be About Her
NEW YORK—Sharing new details about her highly anticipated 12th studio album, pop superstar Taylor Swift dropped major hints on her Instagram story Tuesday that...
Presumably Real Television Show Comes To Acorn TV
NEW YORK—Stumped by the latest development to come out of the world of entertainment, sources confirmed Monday that presumably real television show Irish Blood...
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Sean Combs, in custody for a year, to face sentencing on split verdict
The music mogul, who was convicted on two counts of transportation for prostitution but acquitted of more serious charges, will be in court on...
Artist Profile: Zach Bryan
With 112,408 fans attending his show Saturday at Michigan Stadium, country star Zach Bryan set a new national record for the largest ticketed concert...
City of Edmond announces lane closures on Santa Fe Ave.
EDMOND, Okla. (KFOR) - The City of Edmond has announced intermittent lane closures on Santa Fe Avenue starting October 6.
According to the City, the...

