Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
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Freshman Congressman Being Adorably Discreet With Corruption
WASHINGTON—Marveling at the childlike innocence and naïveté on display from their first-term colleague, members of the U.S. House of Representatives confirmed Wednesday that freshman...
RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore
WASHINGTON—Establishing new federal guidelines for disease prevention as he moves to restrict public access to a number of vaccines, Health and Human Services Secretary...
Treasury Secretary Bessent Threatens To Punch Senior Trump Official In Face
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent erupted at top housing finance official Bill Pulte during a private dinner, threatening to “punch in fucking face”...
GI Bill Used On Hustlers University
ZANESVILLE, OH—Drawing on the government program that has helped countless service members enrich their lives after leaving the military, local veteran Doug Whitley told...
DOGE Employees Dig Up Arlington National Cemetery
ARLINGTON, VA—In an initiative they described as a vital part of their effort to cut federal spending, officials at the Department of Government Efficiency...
U.S. Military Strikes Boat Allegedly Carrying Cartel Members
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CDC Director Arrives At Office To Find Dead Deer With ‘Fired’ Carved Into It
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FDA Warns Against Eating Potentially Radioactive Shrimp Sold At Walmart
The Food and Drug Administration warned Americans not to consume Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with the...
Atrocities Keep Getting In Frame Of D.C. Tourist’s Shot
WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that he wasn’t going to leave the nation’s capital without getting one good photograph, D.C. tourist Stan Jacobs expressed frustration Friday after atrocities...
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Sean Combs, in custody for a year, to face sentencing on split verdict
The music mogul, who was convicted on two counts of transportation for prostitution but acquitted of more serious charges, will be in court on...
Artist Profile: Zach Bryan
With 112,408 fans attending his show Saturday at Michigan Stadium, country star Zach Bryan set a new national record for the largest ticketed concert...
City of Edmond announces lane closures on Santa Fe Ave.
EDMOND, Okla. (KFOR) - The City of Edmond has announced intermittent lane closures on Santa Fe Avenue starting October 6.
According to the City, the...
