The Food and Drug Administration warned Americans not to consume Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with the radioactive isotope Cesium-137. What do you think?
“Look, if you can’t handle a little poisoning, you have no place in the discount shrimp game to begin with.”
Charles Topel, Footage Analyst
“Nothing a little Cajun seasoning can’t fix.”
Jim Speare, Fencepost Installer
“But I’m naturally deficient in Cesium-137.”
Rebecca Ponce, Retired Biochemist
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