RFK Jr. Advocates Using Beef Tallow In Home Birth Tubs
WASHINGTON—Touting the substance’s anti-inflammatory properties and high smoke point, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. released a statement Thursday advocating for...
Javier Bardem Declared UNESCO World-Class Hunk
PARIS—In a statement citing the need to preserve his smoldering good looks so that future generations could continue to swoon over him, U.N. officials...
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This picturesque luxury cottage is available free of charge until the family that owns it gets back from their trip to Montauk.
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Gail Barnsom
Gail Barnsom, 74, tragically lost her battle with escalators Thursday.
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Health Department Shuts Down Guy Fieri
SANTA ROSA, CA—Upon issuing a citation that listed wet surfaces and thick coatings of grease among numerous other violations, the Sonoma County Health Department...
Indiana Offers Tax Breaks To Attract Religious Doomsday Cults
INDIANAPOLIS—With an official proclamation that declared the state “open to self-proclaimed messianic prophets,” Indiana began offering tax breaks Wednesday to attract religious doomsday cults. “Whether...
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sabrina Carpenter
Pop star Sabrina Carpenter is one of several artists set to headline this year’s Lollapalooza. The Onion sat down with the “Espresso” singer to...
Caleb Marks and Tiffany Williamson
Caleb Marks and Teresa Williamson began their life together with the bride blissfully unaware mortgage lenders calculate rates on the lower of the couple’s...
Spooky Tax Evasion House
Live in the very house where a man failed to pay $200,000 in taxes over 10 years…if you dare!
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ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks
WASHINGTON—In response to legislation that would ban officers from obscuring their identities during arrests and raids, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement confirmed Thursday that...
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Sean Combs, in custody for a year, to face sentencing on split verdict
The music mogul, who was convicted on two counts of transportation for prostitution but acquitted of more serious charges, will be in court on...
Artist Profile: Zach Bryan
With 112,408 fans attending his show Saturday at Michigan Stadium, country star Zach Bryan set a new national record for the largest ticketed concert...
City of Edmond announces lane closures on Santa Fe Ave.
EDMOND, Okla. (KFOR) - The City of Edmond has announced intermittent lane closures on Santa Fe Avenue starting October 6.
According to the City, the...
