Top-ranked tennis player Jannik Sinner arrives at the French Open on a 29-match win streak, having recently swept six consecutive ATP 1000 titles and completed the Career Golden Masters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the four-time Grand Slam champion.
Height: 8-foot-6 (with tennis racket on head)
Opacity: 37%
Pre-Match Ritual: Watching instructional tennis videos on TikTok
Favorite Surface: Margherita
Catchphrase: “Yippee! I hit it!”
Nickname: The Novak Djokovic of tennis
Look: Bridgerton villain
Greatest Fear: Ball boy uprising
Sponsor: Vito’s Hot Little Shorts
Super Bowl Wins: 0
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