The 78th Primetime Emmy Awards will air on Monday. The Onion shares everything you need to know about this year’s ceremony.
Q: Who’s most likely to win?
A: Taylor Dearden is a favorite for Outstanding Attempt To Hide You’re A Cranston.
Q: What happens if someone’s speech goes too long?
A: They have to go on The Masked Singer.
Q: Who got the most nominations this year?
A: The 2025 Emmys broadcast.
Q: Will there be any surprises?
A: You’ll be surprised how many people have Apple TV.
Q: What’s wriggling underneath that tarp?
A: Shhh, stop drawing attention to the non-acting nominees.
Q: When will the broadcast end?
A: The moment someone utters “Palestine.”
The post What To Know About The 2026 Emmys appeared first on The Onion.
