Olive Garden announced the return of the Never-Ending Pasta Pass, giving pass holders 13 weeks of unlimited pasta for $100. What do you think?
“I try to get most of my calories in unlimited form.”
Johan Summers, Canvas Stretcher
“Yeah, but then they get you with the price of the coffin.”
Lou Cohen, Wire Coiler
“Wish I’d known before I bought Jiffy Lube’s never-ending pasta.”
Vera Darcy, Checkbook Designer
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