Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates...
WASHINGTON—As he struggled to remember how his remarks on sending more troops to the Middle East had digressed into a tangent on the blockbuster...
Trump Weighs Deploying 340 Million More U.S. Troops To Middle East
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Trump Demands Allies Do Their Fair Share To Fuck Up The World
WASHINGTON—Declaring that the United States would no longer bear the full burden of screwing the pooch on a global level, President Donald Trump issued...
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Sabrina Carpenter Turns Body Fully Inside Out In Horrific New ‘Juno’ Position
INDIO, CA—Generating mixed reactions from festivalgoers during her headline performance at Coachella, pop star Sabrina Carpenter reportedly turned her body fully inside out Friday...
Ford recalling nearly 1.4 million F-150 pickup trucks over unexpected downshift issue
The recall applies to six-speed F-150 vehicles that were produced between March 12, 2014, and August 18, 2017.
Fake Justin Bieber rep pulls off bold $200,000 Coachella E.V. rental heist
"The night before, we get a call for a last-minute request -- four cars to go to Coachella for the headliner," recalled owner Chad...
