Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates...

War
WASHINGTON—As he struggled to remember how his remarks on sending more troops to the Middle East had digressed into a tangent on the blockbuster...
Read more

Trump Weighs Deploying 340 Million More U.S. Troops To Middle East

War
The post Trump Weighs Deploying 340 Million More U.S. Troops To Middle East appeared first on The Onion.
Read more

Trump Demands Allies Do Their Fair Share To Fuck Up The World

War
WASHINGTON—Declaring that the United States would no longer bear the full burden of screwing the pooch on a global level, President Donald Trump issued...
Read more

Latest article

WATCH: The internet’s favorite monkey continues capturing hearts

Punch the monkey’s fame is growing. Juju Chang traveled to the Ichikawa City Zoo in Japan to see for herself why the world went bananas for the tiny macaque and his heartwarming backstory.

Iran reimposes restrictions on Strait of Hormuz, accusing U.S. of violating deal to reopen...

CAIRO (AP) — Iran swiftly reversed course on reopening the Strait of Hormuz, reimposing restrictions on the critical waterway on Saturday after the U.S....

Sabrina Carpenter Turns Body Fully Inside Out In Horrific New ‘Juno’ Position

INDIO, CA—Generating mixed reactions from festivalgoers during her headline performance at Coachella, pop star Sabrina Carpenter reportedly turned her body fully inside out Friday...