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    New Season Of ‘Monster’ To Focus On Barista Who Made Ryan Murphy’s Drink Wrong 

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    LOS ANGELES—Saying he was excited to explore the psychology of “one of the 21st century’s greatest villains,” Monster creator Ryan Murphy announced Wednesday that...
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    Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity

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    MESA, AZ—Gleefully describing the inevitable day when society would collapse and digital files would become unusable, local physical media collector David Campbell confirmed Wednesday...
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    Taliban Imposes Internet Blackout Amid Morality Crackdown

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    The Taliban imposed a near-total internet blackout across Afghanistan, cutting off both local communication and foreign access while suppressing dissent. What do you think? “Ah,...
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    Seed Oils: Myth Vs. Fact

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    Critics like RFK Jr. and health-conscious social media influencers often claim seed oils like canola, soybean, and safflower oil contain toxic byproducts caused by...
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    Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

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    The post Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park appeared first on The Onion.
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    U.S. Generals Have Bad Feeling About Dog The Bounty Hunter Taking Stage

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    The post U.S. Generals Have Bad Feeling About Dog The Bounty Hunter Taking Stage appeared first on The Onion.
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    Trump Audibly Counting Non-White Generals

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    The post Trump Audibly Counting Non-White Generals appeared first on The Onion.
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    Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals

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    QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled...
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    Signature Moves

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    Highlights From Kamala Harris’ New Memoir

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    Kamala Harris has released 107 Days, a new memoir detailing her 2024 run for president against Donald Trump. Here are highlights from the book. Complete...
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