White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’

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Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball

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WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with an unclear adversary Monday by...
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U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia

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WASHINGTON—In a major new agreement expected to provide the United States with unprecedented market access to the island nation, President Donald Trump announced Friday...
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Melania Trump: ‘Never Once In My 4,000 Years Have I Been To Epstein Island’

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Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile

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WASHINGTON—In an effort to refute what she described as utterly vile attacks on her character, Melania Trump slammed baseless reports this week that linked...
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Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees

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WASHINGTON—After manually prying his eyelids open to read from a report he had prepared on the matter, a badly swollen Robert F. Kennedy Jr....
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Usha Vance Catches Husband Measuring Her Skull Again

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Rep. Cyndi Munson becomes Oklahoma’s first 2026 Democratic candidate for governor

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With four Republican candidates already announced for Oklahoma’s 2026 gubernatorial election, House Minority Leader Cyndi Munson became the field’s first Democrat today, declaring her...
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Travis Jett appointed to Oklahoma Supreme Court

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In a five-minute announcement today that included no opportunity for questions from the press, Gov. Kevin Stitt announced the appointment of Panhandle native Travis...
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After Walters endorses union alternative, Pogemiller requests AG opinion, files ethics complaint

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Despite State Superintendent of Public Instruction Ryan Walters’ recent settlement agreement for an ethics violation case involving how he uses social media, his subsequent...
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