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WASHINGTON—In an effort to reduce gas prices while “President Dad” worked to reopen “the Street of Hummus ,” Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr....
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment

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WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing...
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JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area

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Trump Claims Correspondents’ Dinner Shooting Reinforces Need To End Journalism

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WASHINGTON—Declaring that the frightening incident underscored a point he had been making for many years, President Donald Trump claimed Monday that the shooting at...
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Political Profile: Kash Patel

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Kash Patel’s time as FBI director has been plagued by accusations of chaotic behavior, binge drinking, and unexplained absences. The Onion shares everything you...
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Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear

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WASHINGTON—Smiling vacantly while the FBI director rattled off classified information over thumping EDM music, local bottle girl Tanya Page reportedly nodded along early Friday...
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RFK Jr. Spins Brain On Finger

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Trump Conducts Marathon Reading Of Arby’s Menu In Appeal To Meat Lovers

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WASHINGTON—Bowing his head as he solemnly recited the fast food offerings, President Donald Trump conducted a marathon reading of the Arby’s menu Thursday in...
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What To Know About Tariff Refunds

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Following a Supreme Court ruling striking down Trump’s tariffs, the administration has begun the process of allowing businesses to apply for refunds. Here’s what...
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Trump Posts Late-Night Truth Social Rant Claiming Circuses Not Violent Enough

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WASHINGTON—Alleging that the shows had grown shamefully timid and unexciting to watch in recent years, a furious President Donald Trump posted a lengthy Truth...
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