Trump Weighs Deploying 340 Million More U.S. Troops To Middle East
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Trump Boys Help Bring Down Energy Prices With Homemade Perpetual Motion Machine
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New Epstein Estate Photo Shows Trump Waterskiing In Pyramid Formation With Underage Girls
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White House IT Guy Sends Out Reminder Memo About Child Porn
WASHINGTON—Warning administration members that the unauthorized websites were not supposed to be accessed by work computers, White House IT guy Jason Kellerman reportedly sent...
Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel
NEW YORK—In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald...
Trump Demands Allies Do Their Fair Share To Fuck Up The World
WASHINGTON—Declaring that the United States would no longer bear the full burden of screwing the pooch on a global level, President Donald Trump issued...
Rep. Cyndi Munson becomes Oklahoma’s first 2026 Democratic candidate for governor
With four Republican candidates already announced for Oklahoma’s 2026 gubernatorial election, House Minority Leader Cyndi Munson became the field’s first Democrat today, declaring her...
Travis Jett appointed to Oklahoma Supreme Court
In a five-minute announcement today that included no opportunity for questions from the press, Gov. Kevin Stitt announced the appointment of Panhandle native Travis...
After Walters endorses union alternative, Pogemiller requests AG opinion, files ethics complaint
Despite State Superintendent of Public Instruction Ryan Walters’ recent settlement agreement for an ethics violation case involving how he uses social media, his subsequent...
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After Gov. Kevin Stitt selects one of them for appointment to the Oklahoma Supreme Court, either Donna Dirickson, Travis Jett or Jon Parsley will...
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Trump’s approval rating hits new low amid war and high gas prices
A new poll shows President Donald Trump’s approval rating has sunk to a new low, driven by Americans’ concerns over rising costs, particularly at...
8 children fatally shot in Louisiana domestic violence incident: Police
8 children were fatally shot in what police say was a domestic violence incident, while others were injured.
Eight children killed in a shooting in Louisiana, police say
The victims ranged in age from one to about 14 years old, said Shreveport, Louisiana police spokesperson Chris Bordelon. A total of 10 people...
