Live Nation CEO Sentenced To 10 Years In Online Queue

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Coachella Cancels Weekend 2 After Drugs Found On Festival Grounds

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INDIO, CA—Expressing shock and disappointment at the conduct of so-called music fans, representatives for concert promoter Goldenvoice announced Friday that Coachella’s second weekend had...
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Justin Bieber Performs Coachella Aftershow Lying Face-Down On Massage Table

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Pros And Cons Of Phone-Free Concerts

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More artists are banning phones at their shows. The Onion examines the pros and cons of phone-free concerts.  PRO Phone finally gets some alone time Get to...
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Coachella Medical Staff Rush Overly Lucid Man To Emergency Psychedelics Tent

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INDIO, CA—Stressing that they had to act quickly before the situation further deteriorated, medical staff working the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival reportedly...
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‘Hot Ones’ Host Begs BTS To Stop Dancing And Try Wings

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NEW YORK—BTS appeared Thursday in an unconventionally tense episode of the YouTube series Hot Wings during which host Sean Evans was reportedly forced to...
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Artist Profile: Zara Larsson

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Zara Larsson, the pop star known for “Lush Life” and “Stateside,” is currently on her 2026 Midnight Sun Tour. The Onion shares everything you...
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New Season Of ‘Bridgerton’ To Feature 2 Women Falling In Love, Breaking Up, Forming...

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LOS ANGELES—Insisting that such queer stories were too often excluded from period dramas, Bridgerton showrunner Jess Brownell confirmed Wednesday that the show’s next season...
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Audience Aghast As Haggard Hannah Montana Confronts Miley Cyrus Onstage

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LOS ANGELES—Widening their eyes in horror as the blond creature crawled out from behind the curtains in a pair of tattered rhinestone jeans, terrified...
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Gunman shoots several tourists at historic pyramids in Mexico

A man standing atop one of the historic Teotihuacan pyramids opened fire on tourists Monday, killing one Canadian and leaving at least 13 people,...

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Japan approves scrapping a ban on lethal weapons exports

The approval clears a final set of hurdles for Japan's postwar arms sales and facilitate its future sale of weapons such as a next-generation...