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Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets

MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield...

It’s not just catapults: Navy eyes ship redesigns to match Trump’s aesthetic preferences

One of the first big hints came into view last September. For reasons that never made any sense, the Pentagon ordered roughly 800 generals...

Kansas man fatally struck by lightning while hiking closed area of Mount Etna

An American tourist was killed by a lightning strike on Sicily's Mount Etna while hiking in an area that was closed to visitors due to recent...