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Restrictions on obesity drug coverage force patients to pivot

Twelve million people lost coverage for Zepbound over the last year. The same number of people lost coverage for Wegovy, according to an analysis...

Regretful Conservative Wakes Up To Find He Drunkenly Got Nazi Tattoo Removed

COEUR D’ALENE, ID—Wincing from a pounding headache and hazy memories of debauchery, regretful conservative Nate Hanlon reportedly woke up Wednesday morning to find that...

Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They...

BURBANK, CA—Hinting at an exciting new phase for the beloved franchise, the Walt Disney Co. released a statement Friday promising Star Wars fans a...