Regulars Angry Dive Bar Now Popular Enough To Be Financially Solvent

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COLUMBIA, MO—Growing increasingly irate that the new customer base had actually made the place profitable, regulars of local dive bar The Drunken Rooster were...
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Study Finds Gen Z Drinking Fewer Flagons Of Mead Than Medieval Generations

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ST. LOUIS—Revealing a drastic decline in regular honey-wine consumption among youths, a new study published by researchers at Saint Louis University found that Generation...
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Regretful Conservative Wakes Up To Find He Drunkenly Got Nazi Tattoo Removed

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COEUR D’ALENE, ID—Wincing from a pounding headache and hazy memories of debauchery, regretful conservative Nate Hanlon reportedly woke up Wednesday morning to find that...
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Increased Work Commitments Causing Man To Neglect Alcohol

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WATERBURY, CT—Admitting his career had come between him and what mattered most, local man Andrew Tesser confirmed Thursday that mounting work obligations had caused...
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