

Stratosphere
By Candice Ortiz-Schnapp
What’s it like being married to an astronaut? Probably more intense than the life of protagonist Molly, whose husband flies a regional jet. Still, she gets up to some stuff.


The Really Important File
By Nicholas Brewer
A humble government employee is just doing his job when he notices something out of the ordinary: a really important file. The new heart-pounding spy thriller from genre master Nicholas Brewer will have readers asking themselves: What’s he gonna do with that file?


The Mulchers
By Celine Ives
Life is quiet on 32-year-old Cara Perry’s northern Michigan mulch farm—that is, until a handsome but enigmatic competitor buys the plot of land next door. Will these star-crossed farmers overcome their opposing views on the merits of using chromated copper arsenate?


The Lady In The Airplane Bathroom
By R.R. Blake
An alcoholic divorcée swears she saw a woman murdered in the airplane bathroom, but no one believes her because she ordered 13 gin and tonics before it happened.


The Shape Of Resilience
By Isabella Park
Follow the heartwarming journey of Randi, a single mother who overcomes emotional abuse, addiction, poverty, a very large earthquake, big tobacco, accidentally falling into a fairly deep sinkhole, her fear of missing out, some bad acne, and a backstabbing pet dog.


My Boyfriend The Vampire Or Pirate
By Laila McDowd
Shy librarian Maggie Lopez discovers that her fiancé is secretly a blood-sucking immortal, or a sexy maritime plunderer if that’s hotter for you, in this deeply confusing but arousing novel.


The Gun Directive
By Brock Rock
In the 23rd installment of Rock’s celebrated Agent Violence series, the stakes are higher, the guns are louder, and the conspiracies are the most conspiratorial yet.


American Red Cross Lifeguarding Manual
By American Red Cross
Probably should’ve cracked this book before you climbed into that tall chair, but better late than never.


My Brother The Lover
By Sophie Taylor
She’s newly divorced. Her sexy new neighbor is single. The only problem? They’re siblings. Sophie Taylor’s latest romance is perfect for fans of coastal settings, family drama, and incest.


Bridget Jones’s Obituary
By Helen Fielding
Follow an aging Bridget Jones as she navigates work, love, and getting hit by a car.


Dev Patel And Dakota Fanning Fall In Love
By Emily Henry
Try to fuck up the casting on this one, movie studios.


Fwd: Re: Urgent: Tuesday’s Presentation
By Scott Jones
Looks like your out-of-office day is ruined now.
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