The American Red Cross warned that a critical shortage of blood could prevent those needing life-saving transfusions from getting them, urging donations from everyone eligible to give. What do you think?
“Well I need clean piss, so maybe we can work something out.”
Xavier Roach, Unemployed
“Would a two-liter bottle of sweat help at all?”
Marshall Garibotte, Sound Synchronizer
“Sorry, I need mine to carry oxygen from my lungs to the rest of my body.”
Ellie Casper, Altitude Measurer
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