A viral trend called “tanmaxxing” is encouraging Gen Z to ignore the documented risks associated with prolonged UV exposure and forgo sunscreen in pursuit of darker tans. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding tanning.

MYTH: Tanning is bad for your skin.

FACT: Lizards lay in the sun all day, and they’ve never looked better.

MYTH: Tanning gives the body all the vitamin D it needs.

FACT: Most of the sun’s vitamin D is eaten by seagulls long before it reaches the ground.

MYTH: Tanning is safe as long as you don’t get sunburned.

FACT: You should still wear a seatbelt when you get into a tanning bed.

MYTH: Tanning beds are thoroughly sanitized between customers.

FACT: Like cast-iron pans, they work best with a thin layer of seasoning.

MYTH: Base tans prevent sunburn.

FACT: The only sure way to prevent sunburn is agoraphobia.

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