Emails revealed that FBI Director Kash Patel went on a “VIP snorkel” excursion around the sunken Pearl Harbor battleship USS Arizona during an official trip to Hawaii last year, with the agency emphasizing that the outing was not meant as a vacation. What do you think?

“It was a business snorkel.”
Wanda Christensen, Meat Baster

“When you drop an iPhone full of state secrets off the side of a boat, you really have no other choice.”
Glenn Bales, Bottle Corker

“Those who don’t snorkel over history are bound to repeat it.”
Enrico Varner, Whistle Shiner
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