Cicadas referred to as “stragglers” because they emerge off-cycle may appear this year despite their broods not being expected to emerge, with scientists unsure how they lose track of time. What do you think?

“But I already put away all the decorations!”
Matteo Sousa, Decoupage Expert

“It’s never too late to start screaming until you die.”
Lachlan Fitzgerald, Broom Assembler

“Yet they wonder why other cicadas never want to make plans with them.”
Ingrid Wilmot, Cactus Pruner
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