The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is now in theaters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.
Q: Does Mario say his famous catchphrase?
A: Yes, many times throughout the movie Mario exclaims, “Any dinosaur who likes Mama’s Bolognese sauce is okay by me!”
Q: What is the film about?
A: The fight to make Rainbow Road less car-centric and more pedestrian-friendly.
Q: How much is it projected to earn in its first weekend?
A: One big, shiny coin.
Q: How is the film being received?
A: Audiences have been critical of the film for humanizing Italians.
Q: Will there be Easter eggs for fans who grew up playing the games?
A: Yes, your mom will appear halfway through and tell you to wash your hands before dinner.
Q: Why do they go into outer space?
A: Because that’s what happens in movies.
Q: Is there a post-credits scene?
A: If you sit there long enough, they’ll play another movie.
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