WASHINGTON—Touting the new vessel as an investment that could discreetly transport the nation’s chief executive for years to come, President Donald Trump unveiled Tuesday a new 250-foot gilded catering container for presidential travel. “This custom, state-of-the-art service container is covered in beautiful 24-karat gold and outfitted with the latest security and antimissile technology,” Trump said as he showed off the luxury catering truck, which reportedly cost U.S. taxpayers $900 million. “This will allow me to covertly avoid threats while still being wheeled around in comfort and style. We’ve got a full movie theater, three bedrooms, and a putting green, and all of it is disguised as this beautiful container. This is genuine Italian marble in these columns, too, which is really tremendous. Plus, nobody will know I’m in here because my head will be concealed under a cloche.” Trump added that the catering container was much nicer than the presidential drink trolley he had been gifted by Qatar.
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