Taylor Swift was granted a five-year restraining order against an alleged stalker who repeatedly appeared at her home and made delusional claims about having a child with her. What do you think?
“She should at least take a test to find out if the kid is hers.”
Ruby Elkins, Trouser Hemmer
“Not everyone has the money to follow her to actual concerts.”
Tom Olivier, Pelican Surgeon
“What a bitch.”
Danny Bartler, Border Embroiderer
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