The discarded upper stage of a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket crashed into the moon after drifting off course over the past year, an event that has highlighted the importance of managing space debris. What do you think?
“Brush it under Neptune. No one will ever know.”
Joey Ettinger, Scarf Knotter
“Moon can’t take a punch?”
Oliver Straubie, Paperwork Gatherer
“No wonder my period’s been so fucked up.”
Luna Blum, Seed Seller
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