Russian Oligarch Bankrolls Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding After Party

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A Russian businessman with ties to Putin spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on Donald Trump Jr.’s wedding after party, raising ethical concerns and...
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Pros And Cons Of Letting Dogs Sleep In The Bed

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Pet lovers and health experts are divided over whether dogs should co-sleep with their owners. The Onion examines the pros and cons of letting...
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New Orleans Pelicans Can’t Help But Notice They’re Not On NBA Schedule This Year

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NEW ORLEANS—Wondering aloud if there had been some kind of miscommunication on the part of the league, New Orleans Pelicans players told reporters Friday...
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I’ve Got A Bad Feline About This

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The post I’ve Got A Bad Feline About This appeared first on The Onion.
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Everything We Know About ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ So Far

Vol 62: Issue 37
After two delays, the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI will be released this November. Here is everything we know about the game so...
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FBI Moves To Raise Murder Rate For First Time Since 2023

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WASHINGTON—Insisting that the adjustment was long overdue, the Federal Bureau of Investigation announced Thursday that it would raise the national murder rate for the...
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Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde

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The post Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde appeared first on The Onion.
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Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour

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PHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to the sock puppets he had...
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Newsom signs bills to prevent Trump from meddling in California’s elections

California Gov. Gavin Newsom on Saturday signed a raft of legislation aimed at protecting the state’s voting systems against federal intervention in November’s midterm...
French UNIFIL peacekeepers patrol beyond the "yellow line" — the boundary of occupying Israeli forces — through the flattened towns of Houla, Kfar Kila, and Odaisseh. Israel has established a restricted buffer zone beyond that line after a U.S.-brokered ceasefire this year.

The new lines of southern Lebanon

The U.N. expanded the United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon's mandate 20 years ago to include monitoring adherence to a ceasefire in fighting between...
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Lawsuit says Anthropic, OpenAI, SpaceXAI and Google made illegal agreement on AI slowdown

The suit argues that the leading AI companies violated antitrust laws.