Vol 62: Issue 31

An estimated 9% of Americans will have an eating disorder in their lifetime. The Onion examines the myths and facts surrounding eating disorders.  MYTH: Most...

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WASHINGTON—Pleading with recipients to use their hard-earned cash more productively, a Democratic National Committee fundraising email sent out Thursday urged voters to find something better...

One Night Only opens in theaters this weekend. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.  Q: What’s the premise? A: In a...

Truth Social launched a subscription service allowing Wall Street firms to gain advanced access to Trump’s “market-moving” posts, receiving them milliseconds before the general...

HAMDEN, CT—Admitting that the threat of a slow-and-low simmer was at the top of their minds, a majority of American voters responding to a...